vondell-swain:

“mr president is it true that you have not fed or played with any of your neopets in 29 years”

(Source: itsvondell)

frickmyphone:

frickmyphone:

yes im a girl yes i play monopoly

i lied i dont even like monopoly

(Source: sadmisandrist)

poopflow:

blackandwiteroses:

poopflow:

men are from mars

women are from venus

damn im horny

someone hop on this penis 

awesome dude!

men are from the inland

women are from the coast

holy shit your comment sucks

get the fuck off of my post

radmarco:

my mom said don’t talk to strangers she never said anything about not having sex with them

cumber-hiddles:

thelyragw:

i-watch-the-bees:

catsoclever:

avengelockhiddlebatch:

How are Supernatural fans not terrified of everything

We know how to kill everything.

except our feelings

(Source: benedicthasadick)

theywillliveagaininfreedom:

hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

but a very cute trashcan

make all the other trashcan go BANGBANGCRASH

darrencrissisruiningmylife:

teenblainegel:

hush little laptop don’t say a word

#but actually shut up your fan is so loud