so i was sitting in a room in the hospital, waiting for the doctor to see me, and all of a sudden “Heat of the Moment” started playing and then i realized, it’s Tuesday. so i yelled DEAN! really loud and all of a sudden from the next room, i hear “SAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY!”
every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
(Source: ponchopeligroso)
the forced laughter at a video that a friend shows you because you don’t want them to feel bad
if you compliment me once i’ll think about it every night for twelve years
(Source: oshead)
DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS
do u ever just sit there with your legs open and then remember you are a girl
do smelly people not know they smell or do they just not care
